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Author Topic: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally  (Read 20514 times)

Razzamatazzboca

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« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2004, 09:59:00 AM »

Cory- you better stay out of this b/c dave and bob, who btw are engaged to eachother, get very jealous.
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Home of the 1994 Triplets, the FINEST individually owned collection of Capris on the planet.
94 NA \\"Black Beauty\\"
94 NA \\"The Red Rocket\\"
1972 Dodge Challenger Rallye, \\"Plum Crazy Purple\\"
1977 Chrysler Cordoba,blue starlight metallic

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lionhrt

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« Reply #61 on: July 16, 2004, 03:04:00 PM »

Its funny that you bring up high heels. I remember that when you closed your shoe store you were always talking about all the pairs of high heels you had left over and how they made you feel pretty. If you rememeber back when you fell off you high heels and broke your ankle it was me and Dr. Bob who sent you get well cards........tsk tsk how they forget
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Razzamatazzboca

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« Reply #62 on: July 16, 2004, 03:18:00 PM »

And I thanked you guys for them, didn't I?
Now moving on- how many carats was the ring dr bob gave you?

BTW, I still wear em every chance I get.
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All Hail King William, King of all Capridom, Master of Mopars

Home of the 1994 Triplets, the FINEST individually owned collection of Capris on the planet.
94 NA \\"Black Beauty\\"
94 NA \\"The Red Rocket\\"
1972 Dodge Challenger Rallye, \\"Plum Crazy Purple\\"
1977 Chrysler Cordoba,blue starlight metallic

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2926605/1\\" target=\\"_blank\\">http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2926605/1

drbob

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« Reply #63 on: July 16, 2004, 05:28:00 PM »

I think poor Billy has spent to much time down there in florida hanging out with the grape smugglers.
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1994 Mercury Capri made in AUSTRALIA
AUSTRALIAN Cattle dog/brittney mix
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drbob

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« Reply #64 on: July 16, 2004, 05:41:00 PM »

Well we all know what happens to grapes with age, don't we?  Yep, our dear friend Bill is a raisin smuggler.  I'm sorry to out you Bill.  

As you know they do make prosthetic testicles.  I think as a group, we should help our fellow Capri fanatic.  I suggest we send donations to the "Lets Help Bill Fill His Scrotum Again" fund.

Of course we know that Bill Can not be trusted with the money himself (he's a recovering Botox injection junkie) So, send all the money you can to me, and I will see to it that Bill gets all the help he can get.

With your generous donations, Bill can become a teste model in blue magazines.  No longer will people see Bill in a bathing suit and laugh.  Lets turn those rasins into plums for our good friend Bill.
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AUSTRALIAN Shepherd
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Razzamatazzboca

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« Reply #65 on: July 17, 2004, 02:27:00 PM »

lol, send those contributions to my pay pal account.
It's billgabor@att.net.
Like dr bob's wanker, no donation is too small.
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All Hail King William, King of all Capridom, Master of Mopars

Home of the 1994 Triplets, the FINEST individually owned collection of Capris on the planet.
94 NA \\"Black Beauty\\"
94 NA \\"The Red Rocket\\"
1972 Dodge Challenger Rallye, \\"Plum Crazy Purple\\"
1977 Chrysler Cordoba,blue starlight metallic

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2926605/1\\" target=\\"_blank\\">http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2926605/1

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« Reply #66 on: July 19, 2004, 05:01:00 AM »

Or to large.  But remember Don't send the money to Bill.  He will just use it for botox injections.
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AUSTRALIAN Cattle dog/brittney mix
AUSTRALIAN Shepherd
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Razzamatazzboca

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« Reply #67 on: July 19, 2004, 02:29:00 PM »

If the truth be known RobertOH, I'm saving up to have a third nipple transplanted onto me.
Question for you, is yours dead center in the middle or is skewerd a little to the left or the right.
And if you can email me a picture of your "triplets" that would be greatly appreciated.
I remain, in awe of you.
XOXO
 
 [ July 19, 2004, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: Razzamatazzboca ]
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All Hail King William, King of all Capridom, Master of Mopars

Home of the 1994 Triplets, the FINEST individually owned collection of Capris on the planet.
94 NA \\"Black Beauty\\"
94 NA \\"The Red Rocket\\"
1972 Dodge Challenger Rallye, \\"Plum Crazy Purple\\"
1977 Chrysler Cordoba,blue starlight metallic

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2926605/1\\" target=\\"_blank\\">http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2926605/1

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« Reply #68 on: July 19, 2004, 04:06:00 PM »

Hey Billy, did you notice the hits on this thread?  People who read it equate it to watching a train wreck.  They just cant help themselves.  They know there is going to be carnage, but still they read on, only to exclaim "holy crap, I can't believe he said that.  

The questions mount.

1.  is lion heart a man or a woman
2.  is Razz a man or a woman
3.  is razz gay
4.  does davey even know bills wife
5.  does drbob have three nipples
6.  if he does, where are they
7.  whats penis reduction surgery,
8.  and why did drbob need it
9.  Just who is Billimena the ugly stripper
10. does Bill lick davey's toes.
11. shouldnt drbob be in some sort of a care facility.
12. if drbob is not nuts, he must share the drugs he's on with the rest of us
13  bill, how much botox does it take to minimize the suprized look after a face lift.

Well, we all know I can go on and on (please dont) I can tell a story about bills first time fishing. (Noooooooo) Or what happened last saturday at the pediatrists convention. (have mercy)

but I will stop hear.  (thank you)
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1994 Mercury Capri made in AUSTRALIA
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Razzamatazzboca

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« Reply #69 on: July 19, 2004, 05:27:00 PM »

hahahahahahahaha
very good bobby.
A proctologist with a sense of humor.
Or is it a nippleologist?

And the hits just keep on coming-
or is it the answers.....

1. is lion heart a man or a woman
Answer- he's both

2. is Razz a man or a woman
Answer- he's a man not afraid to get in touch with his feminine side or be in touch with himself

3. is razz gay
Answer- he's not gay but he's willing to learn

4. does davey even know bills wife
Answer- only in the biblical sense

5. does drbob have three nipples
Answer- there is photographic documentation proving it

6. if he does, where are they
Answer- 2 in the normal place and one in the middle 4 inches above the belly button

7. whats penis reduction surgery,
8. and why did drbob need it
Answer- to 7 & 8- it was only a dream bobby, just a dream

9. Just who is Billimena the ugly stripper
Answer- my alter ego

10. does Bill lick davey's toes.
Answer- only when he has toe crud

11. shouldnt drbob be in some sort of a care facility.
Answer- he's been banned from most of em for impersonating a doctor

12. if drbob is not nuts, he must share the drugs he's on with the rest of us
Answer- dr bob takes excedrin PM in the Am and buzzes through the day

13 bill, how much botox does it take to minimize the suprized look after a face lift.
Answer- the same amount dr bob used on his penis implant, unfortunately it was really preparation H and dr bob's member shrunk even more

NEXT........................
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All Hail King William, King of all Capridom, Master of Mopars

Home of the 1994 Triplets, the FINEST individually owned collection of Capris on the planet.
94 NA \\"Black Beauty\\"
94 NA \\"The Red Rocket\\"
1972 Dodge Challenger Rallye, \\"Plum Crazy Purple\\"
1977 Chrysler Cordoba,blue starlight metallic

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2926605/1\\" target=\\"_blank\\">http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2926605/1
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