ooops!!! Sorry Bill, I didnt mean to tell them the story, it just slipped, ya, thats it, it slipped, No Bill, I cannot lie, it's Dave......he's holding a phone to my head.....NO, NO more barking songs pleeasseee" "OK Dave, I give in" Just pleas stop the barking dog song I Can't take it any more. OK heres the story,
The feds came in and bugged the beauty shop he ran, in New Jersey. His clients were the very cream of "the Families". Bills favorite clients were the old women, These women knew secrets that only their husbands know. And boy do women love to bitch when the opportunity presents itself. Bills job, besides orally gratifying 89 year old grey haired women dressed all in black, was to make sure that he ran a place that was condusive to making the old broads talk. Which was ironic, because it seems that bill couldnt talk after servicing his client.
Oh it was a big to do for a while, the trial lasted for years, and Billiam went into the witness protection program. First as Billamena, "The ugly stripper" Then there was "Willamena" (Bill don't seem to have much imagination with names does he) And I was just wondering how the re-attachment went.
My Grandpa, (God rest his soul) served in Korea with Bill. He said that Bill "collected feet" I thought that was a bit wierd.
He's back to Bill again, and runs an extremely strange shoe store, there have been more freak accidents at that place then anywhere in the world.
His brother, Englebert owns a prosthetics factory. Specializing in womens feet.
